Huge release coming next week – can’t wait to get this out into customer’s hands. Care to take a guess? #

I love computers on TV. Cool IP. #

The reason I’m obsessed with name badges is because I’m terrible with remembering names. #

Yessssss. I at least recognise faces enough to remember whether someone is a jerk. If they’re not, then I just treat everyone like my best friend & eventually just ask for their name again.

It used to be embarrassing, but often they don’t remember my name either so it’s helpful. #

✨ It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this.✨

Check out how the Google Assistant can guide you to victory in this demo. #

I don’t think you understand how I treat my cars… “BE CAREFUL: NO hard acceleration/braking or excessive speeding please! Please be courteous and treat the vehicle as if it is your own.” – Guy on Turo – come on bro, it’s a sports car, those are the REASONS for it vs minivan #

.@wearehims marketing anti-anxiety medication to men: will help you excel in your career @wearehers marketing the same anti-anxiety medication to women: will help you ease first date nerves…🤔 #

I confuse March and May enough as it is without May trying to extend the March Brexit deadline. #