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The only code without bugs is code that was never written
Parents: talk to your kids about software—before someone else does.
Buhhhh where were you like fifty years ago?
essas palavras sao amaldiçoadas nao estao na biblia vc vai pro inferno
yes pls
Job description involves roaming the company office with a cricket bat and smacking anyone who gets too close to a compiler
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Only YOU can prevent software!
[gesturing to hammer hanging from toolbelt] “this is for testing” [gesturing to enormous mallet hanging next to it] “and this is for production”
When I worked in sales we referred to our district manager as head of sales prevention.
real
Software Prevention Engineer (complementary)
or
Software Prevention Engineer (derogatory)
?
“snarfed”
Wait, Wha? Are you a time traveler from 1997 Lotus Notes?
It’s pronounced “security architect”
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[AI] This is your brain on software.