I hate to say this, but I was all prepped and ready to watch the Average Joe finale last night, to see if a beauty queen would pick someone based on their looks or money. Jason is hot (let’s face it, he is) and lives with his parents, working through school (admirable), but not necessarily the brightest kid on the block. Adam is not hot, but neither is he unattractive, is charming, has made a modest couple mil ($$$), was on the cover of Fortune mag, is tall, owns his own bar, and absolutely adored Milena. Guess who she chose? The hot guy. Dumbass skanky ho. But then I thought – what would I do? More on this later.