More 4 year old quotes:

“71 is weird because the 1 is like boop and the 7 is like boop boop!”

“Have you ever heard of hard socks?”
“Wow, no. What are they? Are they like shoes?”
“No no no. Ok let me explain it to you. They’re flappy but they don’t flap. You wear them when you ride a bicycle but only at night.”
“Whoa. Have you ever worn hard socks?”
“Of course not. But I really want to someday!”