Likes https://twitter.com/sogrady/status/1449161476057534464.
FIVE YEAR OLD: [in bath] WE’RE OUT OF SOAP
ME: just use the new soap
5YO: FINE BUT I’M GOING TO REGRET THIS
ME: what? why? does it sting?
5YO: NO BUT I’M GOING TO REGRET THIS
ME: wait, do you know what regret means?
5YO: no, what does it mean?
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