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  1. For a long time I thought I was allergic to fatty foods, because they often made me cough. Turned out I was often allergic to the compounds the fats were carrying

  2. I thought that was clear when you said, β€œBread is but a vehicle for butter.” Pretty sure you said that in the 1900’s

  3. Took ya long enough! I’ve known for years that the four basic food groups are

    grease
    sugar
    salt
    beer

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